Trousers!

Conspiracy?



This is a serious topic and not a joke. It is important for everyone to know this, because there is a group of people that's trying to take over the world. Very slowly, so we don't even realize they're doing it. But they are. They have a plan. Very good one, needles to say. But also scary one.

The group of people are the Scots. And their plan is to make every man in this world impotent. How? It's so simple, you might even think it's a joke. Their plan is to do it with pants!

I am not kidding. This is real.

First of all, it's a proven fact that male genitals are sensitive to heat. The testicles' temperature is lower than the rest of the body. This is a fact.
Another interesting fact is that tight clothes can make the temperature of the testicles rise. And to be honest, it doesn't really have to be tight clothes. Even loose jeans can be very uncomfortable in certain situations. If you can notice that something isn't right, then it is likely that there are plenty of situations, when you feel fine, but you're not. You just don't realize it.
So why would men wear pants that could hurt their fertility? Why wouldn't they use, for example, skirts? Skirts have much better design for men. The air can flow and cool the testicles.  They also have more free space and so on.
Now look at the Scottish people. Not only they are wearing skirts as one of the few nations (talking about the Western society), but the tradition is also not wearing underwear.
Think about it for a while. All the men are wearing pants with tight underwear, which can cause sterility. Except Scots, who are not only wearing skirts, but also no underwear.
Coincidence?

I said that I'm talking about the Western society, but let's take a look at other societies with different cultures. What do we see? Skirts are common. In India, men wear skirts, or their equivalent, and it doesn't seem to be a problem. In Southeast Asia it is common, and we can see man-skirts also in Africa, Japan and even in Europe, specifically Greece.
There are plenty of examples of men wearing loose and open clothes-some form of skirt throughout the world, but there is only one example in the Western culture-Scotland!

We can also look at the history of loose clothes. They were typical during most of our history. Egyptians wore them. Chinese wore them.  Greeks wore them as well, but the Romans after them used both, pants as well as skirts. So we could blame Romans, right? Not so much, because even during the Renaissance people used skirts. Just look up some pictures of Columbus.
It all changed during the Victorian Era. This is the fashion from which our own evolved. Tuxedos, hats, ties, shirts and trousers!

Now let's take a look at some historic facts about Queen Victoria and her era. Scotland at that time was very advanced. Glasgow was the "second capital" and all in all life was good. Life in Scotland was also good for Queen Victoria. Why? Because she had her secret castle there [1]. What for? Sex!
And now it gets more interesting, because this show her close ties to Scottish men. One man specifically. Her servant with a very unusual name-John Brown [2]. John Brown was not only servant, but also a lover and potential husband of Queen Victoria. Scottish man having an affair with Queen Victoria during times in which men's skirts were not tolerated?  Seems like a strange coincidence.
Yes, it doesn't tell us anything, but there are certain facts that can not be ignored and strange events that in this context suggest a lot.
Maybe Queen Victoria and John Brown conspired together to establish Scots as the ruling ethnicity. Maybe Queen Victoria simply wanted to do something nice for John Brown.
Or maybe she just enjoyed the company of Scottish men, and considered them special
We could say that it wasn't Queen Victoria, but the man behind her, who persuased and influenced her and changed the fashion of pants. He could have several reasons for that. Maybe he did it for patriotic reasons. Or maybe he did it for money, which were paid to him by Scots, who tried to assure their nation will rule. Who knows how much of their relationship was real and how much it was faked from Brown's side.

I understand this is very uncomfortable and maybe even silly idea, but the facts tell us a story about a nation that has unfair advantage over all other "civilized" nations. And we have to consider these facts in order to find the truth. Are the Scots conspiring or at least tried to conspire against other nations? Maybe...