Christmas, Freud, Facebook and as usual sex

I don't think I'll stop using these titles anytime soon

Sex, Hobbit, Avengers and self improvement.

If this title won't work, I don't know what will

Drugs are bad, mkay?

Well... We all know that's not true :-D

Masochism and sadism

And a little bit of death

Sex, drugs and other nice things

Let's see if this will be more popular than "Size matters" :-D

Ultimate Group

I was asked when will I post a new article, so here we go.

Relationships and caring, part 3

I never though this could be such fun.
Hooray for me I'm the lucky one

Relationships and caring, part 2

The second and harder part of this madness.

Relationships and caring, part 1

Long awaited topic!

Riiight... Like someone cares what I write.

Sunny friends

WARNING: This article is the most personal, most insane one I've ever wrote, with the  possibility of offending (or worse) someone. Keep that in mind and don't take it too seriously or personally. I'm having a bad time right now :-D
Also, please ask questions before you make a final conclusion about my sanity! :)

Brain and stuff

You know, like, the usual, you know... stuff and like... stuff. You know! I know you know!

Challenge!

Here we go?
No! Wrong! I already started with this and probably more than once, so let me correct it:
Here I go!
I said I would write in czech first, but we'll see when I get to the part when I was high in Amsterdam :)

Andrology!

Who knows what that means? :)

Mind Control vs. Mister Happy

Not sure what I mean by that and not sure why I write in english.

What to write? What to write?

Damn! Coming up with the names of articles is getting harder and harder

I got a haircut

Finally after 8 months :)

Apple picking

Another fruit crossed from the list and another season finished :)

Also please notice that we finally have an article that's somehow slightly connected to the name of the blog :)

It's raining, man!

Hallelujah! :)

This is (for a change) an original title

Obviously it's not but it's my brithday. I'm 20 now so I can do everything!

Ettrick

Awesome title, eh? :-D

Wanaka is a place to be

Sorry I'm running out of ideas for the title. South Island is a place to be would be a better title I guess...

CHmpf

A další podobná. S touhle jsem plánoval i něco víc a i tuším co, ale vzhledem k tomu, jak je to napsaný, je nemožný to dopsat, takže předkládám úvod povídky. Možná se vám to bude líbit...

Kapitola dvě

Takhle to mám uložený bez zjevnýho důvodu.

V červnu (schválně jsem si to kvůli tomu našel) jsem sem postnul článek s názvem Kapitola dvě a podtitulem Podvod (odkaz zde). Vím, že se líbil Oupímu, i když netuším proč. Každopádně ten text původně nebyl dokončenej a tenhle text následoval. Potom si Oupí přečetl původní text a tím mě donutil dopsat Podvod. Teď jsem ale našel tenhle text a protože už nevím, co jsem s ním zamýšlel, tak jsem se rozhodl ho postnout, tak jak jsem ho napsal. Možná jich bude víc, protože si procházím svoje starý povídky, možná ho někdy v budoucnu dopíšu, ale zatím vám předkládám nějakou divnou a nepříliš smysluplnou "povídku" s pravděpodobnýma poznámkama pro mě, abych si vzpomněl, co jsem chtěl napsat.

Ok, už končím...

Size matters

At least with apple thinning :)

The folowing text is

AWESOME!

not suitable for sane people.

full of violence. Reader's discretion is advised

CHoose whatever. I really don't care

You're all perverts...

...but I'm an Indigo child